How to open the vault at Alexandria Ranch?

To access the basement place an artillery targeting flare on the vault then head back to Fort Treason to use the demi-culverin cannonball to blast the vault open.

How do I rescue Alexandria west of loathing?

After acquiring a key-shaped El Vibrato device she can be rescued from a portal on her ranch. She can then be convinced to move to Dirtwater and set up a bookstore.

How do you get vibrato scraps?

In the Lost Dutch Oven Mine, you can gain access to an El Vibrato Chamber in which you can find an El Vibrato device. Show this to the Perfessor to unlock a machine in his cabin which lets you convert (10) El Vibrato scraps into an El Vibrato battery.

How do I fix the elevator in west of loathing?

You’ll need a pick to open the box. The elevator needs 3200Ibs in order to work. There are 3 bolts that adds weight to the elevator. Each bolt adds a specific amount to the elevator. In order to add up to 3200, you need to:

1. Tighten Bolt #3 4 Times = 1644.
2. Tighten Bolt #5 2 Times = 590.
3. Tighten Bolt #7 6 Times = 966.

How do you win a battle Lobbers?

Lobber’s Battle

1. Turn 1: Hell Raise Steer then Hell Missle top/bottom Grunt (Seriously, don’t attack the middle grunts)
2. Turn 2: Hell Heal self and Hell Bolt whichever top/bottom Grunt you didn’t Hell Missle.
3. Turn 3: Hell Bolt the same Grunt.
4. Turn 4: Hell Heal self and Hell Bolt same Grunt.
5. Turn 5: Hell Bolt Grunt.

How do you get a logging permit in west of loathing?

Detailed steps to acquiring the permit

1. Go to Ghostwood and deal with the ghost bureaucracy. Go to town hall to get a visitor’s ID. Find a #3 pencil.
2. Return to Breadwood and have the mayor sign the forms. Loan the mayor your sharpened ghost pencil.
3. Return to Ghostwood to pick up the Breadwood logging permit.

Where is the cactus lady in west of loathing?

In Dirtwater, Bill asks you to look for a Cactus Lady.

• A suitable cactus -loving woman, Olive Garden, can be found at Olive Garden’s Homestead.
• Informing Bill of her location will result in him moving to her location to be with his love.

Where do you get Lockpicks in west of loathing?

Acquired From

1. One of 3 books you may receive from your mother.
2. If you did not receive it from your mother, it will be available from either Buttonwillow’s Store for 1500 or the Breadwood Trading Post for 2500.
3. Also available from Alexandria’s Bookstore in Dirtwater for 1500.

How do you get a gold crown in west of loathing?

Acquired From

1. Dropped by Captain Skelton in Boring Springs Boneyard.
2. Dropped by the various skeletons of Dave found in The Daveyard combats.
3. Dropped by the spooky floating skull in the 2nd alcove of Old Mission.
4. A random encounter in region A with the remains of a beanslinger.

Where do you get needles in west of loathing?

Acquired From

• In various haystacks.
• By converting a silver bullet at the Silversmith’s House.
• Can also be purchased from various shops. Buttonwillow’s Store. Wanderin’ Sally’s Camp, for 10 meat.
• In the two crates in the Jelly Bean Thieves’ Hideout.

How do you get vibrato cylinder?

Acquired From

1. The El Vibrato Ruin accessed through Lost Dutch Oven Mine.
2. The El Vibrato Outpost accessed through Madness Maw Mine.
3. The El Vibrato Storage Room accessed through Abandoned Mine.

How do you get a vibrato headband?

Acquired From

1. Putting some El Vibrato scraps in the right hole of the Timesqueezer.
2. Formed from an El Vibrato loop.
3. Vending machine in the El Vibrato Outpost in Madness Maw Mine (costs 10 El Vibrato scrap)

Where is curious false mountain?

The Curious False Mountain is a mountain on the Coast in West of Loathing. The route within leads you to an El Vibrato chamber, although there are several obstacles you first need to address, including a wall of boulders (requiring 30 Mysticality to move), a nest of snakes, and a large El Vibrato construct guard.